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Winter absolves all
Shirya ==>> Nightingaleinasilvercage

Racist, xenophobic, also probably homophobic piece of lesbian white trash who really doesn't care.

~ 19, Czech Republic

It was very nice to finally meet Sharon and the Within Temptation guys. I truly appreciate the invitation and the opportunity to work with them on their song ‘Paradise’. Tarja Turunen

(Source: bloodyflags)

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#humph

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

I don’t watch HIMYM but if I was writing this story he would also be gay and worrying about accepting your hamburger in case he led you on, and you spend the first few weeks of friendship anxiously waiting for the other to make a move. Comedy gold.

Is it sad that I’ve actually considered this scenario and come to the conclusion that I would be more than okay with that?

Alright listen up because I’m about to tell you the best (and maybe most unfortunate) story you’ve heard all day

So get this - I work at a jewelry stand in this pretty big time shopping center. I go to work this morning as I got the first shift today. Not a soul is around but me and several other dejected-looking shopkeepers. If you listen closely you can hear all of us sigh collectively as comrades stuck in the communist agenda of our shared Thursday morning doldrums every once in a while. There’s a Thomas the Tank Engine train that goes around the center and picks up kids near the food court to drive them around for fun. Of course early on there’s no one around and as the train passes by my stand I make direct eye contact with the driver and give him a little nod of encouragement, you know, the sympathetic half-smile you put on when you want to say “I feel your pain, brother. Let us mourn all the productive things we could be doing right now, such as the internet.”

When the train comes back around they have started playing the god-awful music we’re all stuck listening to all day, the same three damn songs on repeat over and over again (Nothing Else Matters, Taylor Swift and that guy never ever ever ever ever ever getting back together, and a song whose title I don’t know but it’s catchy as hell) and I look over at the driver again and I see he’s doing a little dance in there. So I laugh and do a little dance of my own because no one’s there to judge my bull-in-a-china-shop moves anyway.

Long story short, for the next several drive-bys every time we see each other we have a full-blown dance-off. (I’m winning of course.) Around noon I’m thinking, fuck it, I’m bored and he’s fun, and write “WHAT’S UP?” in big letters on two yellow post-it notes that we have on the stand, intending to show him the message the next time he’s around. When he is he reaches out to me and stops the entire bloody train to take the notes from me “as a souvenir”. The time after that he yells my way that he doesn’t have a pen to respond but that he’s doing good and his name is Paul by the way. At this point I’ve begun to regret the fact that I’m not even remotely straight because you guys, this is how How I Met Your Mother should have ended.

After that we start exchanging notes on a regular basis whenever I’m not busy. The passengers on the train are growing suspicious. One time I lean over to pass the note and I hear a mom pipe in somewhere “Look, we’ve received a message!” and a mini-chorus of children going “WHEEEEEEEEEE!” Judging by the stares every other customer is thinking we must have some sort of illicit satanic behind-the-jewelry-stand affair going on. By 2 PM I and Thomas the Tank Engine Guy are Facebook friends. I think, fuck it, this is one chill dude, and write “When does your shift end? We could get a hamburger.”

Long story short - I am now at home. He’ll be done with work by 8, at which point I’m going back. And we’re getting a hamburger.

(Source: withintemptation-blackandwhite)

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn 
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Re-upload I think it works now :3

moominwriter:

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You had a song for every little thing in your life. It’s a shame it had to end.

(Source: daryldixon)